New product allows you to safely crap in the filthiest restrooms on Earth.
It's just like the Snuggie, except instead of covering your body it covers toilets swarming with strangers' feces! Don't be scared of germs anymore. Now you can know exactly where all the germs in the world are because you've been carrying them around all day in your handbag. The most disconcerting thing about this invention is that there is apparently a demographic of public bathroom enthusiasts who have been waiting for something that allows them to never pass up the chance to sit on a toilet seat, no matter what is presently gestating on its surface.