13 truly mind-blowing reasons why.
1. Swamp gas.
2. The doctor is his mother.
3. God is real.
4. He had another family: his “real” family. How could you hope to compete with that?
5. To secure the port of Tartus, Russia’s only naval access to the Mediterranean.
6. Just to see how it would feel.
7. They were bombarded by cosmic rays.
8. It’s her body and she can make whatever choices about it she wants.
9. Revenge for the Kennedys clandestinely murdering Marilyn Monroe, his ex-wife, who knew too much about the family’s mafia ties.
Sources: Dan Abromowitz