Waitress goes out of way to piss off the kitchen staff making her a burger.
Beef burger, hold the lettuce and tomato, extra avocado and mayo. Done.
This carefully worded order ticket deserves to be in a book of obnoxious poetry. We used to work in a restaurant, and probably the most thankless job is making food for the other staff members. So we can imagine this vaguely sexual, intentionally confusing, extremely fattening order inspiring us to not exactly follow food safety recommendations, if you know what we mean (we'd probably just not pick out the nice pieces of avocado).
Sources: Redditor bazzil350