Thou must not know about me.

Beyonce, delivered by any other medium, would be as totally sweet. 

Nina Millin, an actress and writer, tried to sing Beyonce at karaoke, and couldn't do her justice. So, as she told Esquire, in order to "experience the drama" of Beyonce's lyrics, she decided instead to record herself delivering the songs as Shakespearean monologues. The Beyoncelogues were born. 

So far, there are three of the starkly dramatic videos, where Millin, filmed in black and white against a white background, makes Queen Bey's lyrics sound like scenes from As You Like It. We hope she makes a bunch more. 

This is my favorite:

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: Esquire