Watch how a levitating stuffed bear can prevent teenagers from getting laid.
That kid is at about Stage Four of abstinence. Stage Four is when you start seeing weird stuff, hearing weird voices no one else can hear, that kind of thing. He's clearly halfway to Stage Five, which is where you just go ahead and explode. So remember kids, if you see or hear Purity Bear floating around you, either have sex with something immediately or get to a cave far away from society so when you blow up you don't hit a bunch of innocent people with your gross virginity shrapnel.