Twilight-themed prom dress infinitely sadder than not going to prom at all.
Your prom dress is ready. This Etsy item is made of 50% ice-cold Edward, 50% red-hot Jacob, and 100% alarming loneliness. Perfect for the indecisive Twilight fan who can't decide whether she wants to be forcibly injected with anti-depressants or involuntarily hospitalized and put on suicide watch. This dress is a worse disaster than the annual prom night car wreck that takes out at least three of the popular kids of every high school. At least none of those kids are likely to be caught dead in this number. Also, are kids still going to prom? Can't they just sext each other using really formal language instead?