Nice try, "my cute wet cat." Live bath shows are not part of PG-rated YouTube.
Now you can receive the flattering attention of stripping online without the risk of public exposure or getting paid. One of the great (horrible) things about the Internet is you no longer need a Greyhound ticket to LA to give up and join the porn industry. In fact, you don't even need to give up; you can pretend it's totally fine to do a webcam strip show until your real-life boss tips you 100 bitcoins to lick your shoe. This shower curtain provides you with a good middle ground; you can always invite people into your bathroom, but you can't invite your pictures back off of the Internet.
Sources: Redditor Saxophone156