Comes in Wallflower Green, Overshare Purple, Drinking Problem Blue and Annoying Red.
Introducing the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup, the cup that holds your cell phone along with your social anxieties. The only danger here is reading a tweet so funny that you snort back into the cup, exploding the lid and soaking/dropping your phone. That, and looking like a complete tool who can't stop tweeting/playing Words With Friends/Skyping with someone who's not actually there long enough to talk to the humans who are attending the same party. On the other hand, at least the rest of us will know just by looking which people not to talk to because they'll just go on and on about something they read on their phones anyway.