"Straight Girls Paid To Lick Female Genitals IX" just doesn't have the same ring.

If you are an avid or occasional watcher of lesbian porn, you've probably sensed that that genre scores way lower on the reality meter than a dubious pizza-delivery scenario. So did Davey Wavey, the guy who asked gay men how they feel about vaginas, lesbians for their thoughts on penises, and old people for their thoughts on gay sex. There's certainly a lot to critique in girl-on-girl porn. Their makeup isn't designed to attract women, but to appeal to a man who is masturbating right now. Their lovemaking involves a dubious amount of penis-shaped objects, many of which they attempt to fellate despite being lesbians and the phallus being plastic. Most painfully obvious, apparently, are the fingernails. Male or female, if you're going to be interacting with a vagina, always trim your fingernails. In fact, just trim your fingernails, humans. 

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