A Dick Clark joke and a copy of the Constitution. That's how you corrupt America's youth.

If you have been watching the political events of the past few hours (and days, weeks, months and years) in total disbelief, you will probably like this video. We don't usually run TV clips, but this one reminded us why we pay him: not to make us angry, but to explain in clear English why we were already angry when we tuned in. The first rule of laws are that laws are laws, and you have to treat them as the rule. Or the law. Laws rule. The point is, it's not about who's winning Monopoly, it's the fact that you're not allowed to make Mom give you all the railroads because your brother got all the orange tiles.

But, doesn't democracy mean "we get whatever we want" in Greek?

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: UPROXX | The Daily Show