- posted 03/10/2014
Good behavior causes bad heartbreak. (Via)
Witnessing these nasty breakups in person would be incredibly uncomfortable. But when you can watch from a safe, projectile-free distance on Facebook, it's like seeing a building implode. A building with two very annoying people inside. On the other hand, maybe all of these couples could've stayed together longer if they communicated by any means other than social media.[ Via Lamebook, CollegeHumor, LOLSnaps, Reddit, 9GAG, Claire R., Lamebook, Reddit, Reddit, Lamebook, Lamebook, Lamebook, CollegeHumor, Unfriendable, Lamebook, Failbook, Lamebook, FB Humor, Lamebook ]
- posted 01/20/2014
When can we visit him in the dick removal hospital?
When someone takes over your Facebook account, do they take over your soul? No of course they don't because souls aren't real. But Facebook is, and there's nothing more embarrassing than when someone steals your password and posts a pornographic status update in your name for all your nearly-forgotten high school acquaintances and distant cousins to read. Take a lesson from these poor victims of "Frape." Strengthen that password and lock it up tight if you don't want to end up being humiliated in front of all 1600 of your "friends" in a hilariously entertaining manner.[ Via Lamebook, Failbook, Yasrsly, The Daily What, Unfriendable, Redditor McMaxwell, Oddee, redditor chlick ]
- posted 03/01/2012
Are you someone whose day can be ruined by witnessing clumsy spelling all over the world's largest social network? Then this delightful list will let you live vicariously through the venom of others who aren't afraid to publicly challenge and humiliate sloppy wordsmiths. NOTE: If you see any improper spelling in this paragraph, please respond obnoxiously.[ Via Lamebook, Failbook, David K, Aubrey, Dani, Redditor Asytra, CollegeHumor, Pam R., Correy B., Molly S., Yasrsly, Redditor majikmixx, Redditor LOLinternetLOL, Redditor jessicadives, RM Kelly, Allie S., Glenn G., Cathy R., Hello Internet, Dara N., Lauren J., Young Egotist, Rachel N., Lizzie F., David G., Dude McGuy, Alissa M., Image Shack, Chrissy RR, Four 4ths, Thad C., Gorian H., Rebecca S., Unfriendable, Meg S., Katy S., Soul Child 07, Redditor skopey, Redditor AnacondaML, Redditor Sabojik, Redditor Uknowme4mnowhere, Redditor Lazarus1219, Mr. photophiend, David C., Redditor dogtkd520, Reddit 4RN8Z ]
- posted 07/26/2011
Do you find yourself easily annoyed by the aggression, pretentiousness, or condescension of seemingly innocent flyers? Well, some brave and extremely bored souls took action on those feelings. Let us know if you've seen others that we can add to the list. Or find your very own irritating flyer that you can mock with another flyer, and then take a picture![ Via The High Definite, passive-aggressivenotes.com, CollegeHumor, Reddit, imgur, Funny or Die, Yasrsly, Alison A., Reddit ]
- posted 12/20/2012
Hope everyone had a happy, safe, and prosperous Kony 2012! Another year, another 1,000 hours spent unsubscribing from Facebook friends who never met a religious platitude or specious political argument they didn't "like." It was a big year for the world's most infuriating social network. Kony! The election! That day a few weeks ago where we all pretended we were lawyers and posted made-up legalese in our status updates, as if we hadn't surrendered all of our proprietary information to Mark Zuckerberg years ago! No matter how angry it makes us, Facebook continues to deliver the best human frailty-based entertainment that can be had. These 50 posts represent the most hilarious, bewildering, and cringe-inducing Facebook finds we encountered this year. As we bring 2012 to a close, this is our annual toast to the billion humans who make all this possible...
- posted 03/14/2013
How could he cheat on her. She's so enterprising! (Via Times Colonist)
We all get cheated on at some point, right? If we're lucky, we never find out about it or we're too busy having our own affairs to care. Even if you're presently in a loving, trusting relationship with nothing but picnic brunches and mutually orgasmic weekend sex, you should still come up with a plan for how to react when you find out you've been cheated on. Don't get caught with your pants down just because you caught your partner that way. To give you some ideas, here are 10 examples we found of people exacting vengeance upon their untrue lovers via some extremely enjoyable, humiliating methods.
- posted 04/04/2014
Mistakes are life's tasty lessons. (via)
Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.[ Via Passive-Aggressive Notes, Pleated Jeans, Redditor zfinne, Moonbuggy, Redditor rictone, Derek S., Redditor samxburns, Pophangover, Redditor j03l5k1, The Berry, The Worst Stuff Ever, Redditor charjewski, Redditor jpirog, Redditor bknbear, Redditor ohhlovelyx, Redditor DRTwitch1, CollegeHumor, Redditor Dannydactyl, Redditor bluntexpressions, Redditor pievendor, Redditor immisterim, Redditor jigitz, Redditor bigboo741, Redditor djjosh1102, Redditor muffinzrock, Redditor erichenry95, Redditor PKfighter7942, Redditor brokenjill ]
- posted 04/09/2014
If you drew a cartoon cloud around this, it would be a fight scene from Looney Tunes.
(via redditor -Skizza)
The best thing you can do on the Internet is to do something badly in real life. Fortunately for all the weird photo lovers on the web, people are pretty darn bad at using the panorama option on their cellphone cameras. Hey, I get it; it's a tricky device. Taking a panorama requires you to move at a steady pace and in a straight line with your camera—in other words, something above and beyond the capacity of the average human adult. So, basically, most panoramas are bad panoramas, which means it takes a lot to get on this list. These are the ones that were so bad that they came out the other side as art. Accidental, weird, sometimes nightmare-inducing art.[ Via redditor -Skizza, redditor MardyBum98, redditor lukeallen1, redditor MainAD, redditor coltsrule87, redditor pembull, redditor amystephens, redditor cobeysmith, Distractify, Mashable, redditor Jacob_bocaJ, redditor hoon95 ]
- posted 04/18/2014
MMMmmm you children look like tasty little pink carrots.
Why can't we go back to a simpler time in America, when holidays were focused on Jesus and kids knew that if you sinned the Easter Bunny would take your soul and store it in a colorful egg for his collection?
We thought we had harvested the Internet's entire supply of creepy anthropomorphic rabbits with our list of 27 of the most terrifying Easter Bunnies to ever make a small child cry, but once again the odd denizens of reddit proved us wrong.
(by Johnny McNulty)[ Via redditor NoFapMonster ]
- posted 12/13/2011
Having sifted through our Twitter feed every weekday to gather our daily Tweet Picks, we've assembled a pretty comprehensive document of the year 2011. According to the people we follow, the biggest historical milestones of 2011 were Kim Kardashian's divorce, Steve Jobs's death, Facebook's redesign and all that crap Netflix tried to pull. We've gathered here the 50 standouts from our Tweet Picks to create a nice, succinctly worded snapshot of the year that was.