- posted 03/03/2014[ Via Getty Images ]
- posted 03/05/2014
You want to see my tattoos? I'd be honored to share them with you. (Via Miami Beach PD)
Yesterday the Miami Beach Police Department opened up their "Biebs Forever" scrapbook and released a pile of pics they took to commemorate the night they arrested Justin Bieber for driving real fast while wasted and on suspicion of being a tool (that last charge was later dropped). These new images are of all that sweet Bieber Ink, a collection of photos of Justin's tattoos they took to keep on file should they ever need identifying information on the most famous juvenile delinquent since Dennis the Menace.
We're sure Bieber has a story to tell for each of these tats. Let's listen![ Via H/T CBS Miami ]
- posted 03/03/2014
Dana Snay in a rare moment of thoughtful repose. (Pic via Facebook, h/t Yahoo! Shine)
Up to now, parents only had to worry about their kids destroying their own reputations and job prospects with their Facebook oversharing. One kid from Florida changed all that when she showed how one braggy Facebook post can empty her parents' bank account, or make a serious dent in it at least.
- posted 03/03/2014
The Rust Cohle who quits the force is ten years away from the one being interviewed by the police. It has to be a clue! And wait, McConaughey also said it gives him "something to chase." Is 2002 Rust chasing 2012 Rust, because 2012 Rust is the Yellow King? Or, is 2012 Rust the hero for 2002 Rust, because 2012 Rust is going to solve the case that 2002 Rust couldn't? Just tell me which old, weird book I have to read to figure this out.
- posted 02/28/2014
Orange is also the new meme. (via)
When Meagan Simmons was posing for her mugshot following a DUI arrest in Florida back in the summer of 2010, she probably thought she was in for a long night. Maybe even a long few months. But there's no way she could've predicted that, thanks to public domain laws and the proliferation of "sexy mugshot" websites, that picture would be cramping her style nearly four years later as the popular meme Attractive Convict.[ Via UPROXX ]
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your car was running low on adorable." (via BBC News TV)
Meet Betty Boop, a three-month old Jack Russell puppy from Salford, UK. She, like many Jack Russells, has a nose for adventure and a complete disregard for her own safety. What a scamp! Ms. Boop is always trying to get out and explore the world, which is why her owners, Tracy Gibbons and Gary Rose, have to make extra sure to keep their doors and front gate closed at all times (although she's so tiny, she tries to squeeze under the gate, anyway).
One fateful morning, however, Betty snuck out while the gate was momentarily left open and decided to climb up into the engine of a neighbor's car. Fortunately, she's so small that she was able to hunker down on the gearbox without being caught by any moving parts. That neighbor drove for 12 miles, at speeds up to 50mph, before hearing a dog barking and not being able to figure out where it was coming from. When he got out and popped the hood, Betty was just waiting there like, "what? are we there yet?"
Check out a pretty adorable video report of the story over at BBC News.
(by Johnny McNulty)[ Via BBC News TV ]
- posted 12/28/2012
Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some of them seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.[ Via Reddit, Lamebook, The Daily What, NextRound, Harvey's Muse, Daily Cognition, Megan K., Marie N., Jennifer P., Cerise, imgur, HuffPost Comedy, Pleated Jeans, Funny or Die, Reddit, Reddit, http://imgur.com/gallery/qgzj5, Reddit, Pleated Jeans, Reddit, Work LOLs, Work LOLs, 9GAG, imgur, Pleated Jeans, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, 9GAG, Lamebook, CollegeHumor, Kristen W., Lamebook, 9GAG, imgur, Jess H., Lucky Mom, Kredi K., Pleated Jeans, Valerie M., Tosh.0, Bill M., Helen W ]
- posted yesterday
Lego Jennifer Lawrence looks like Brigitte Nielsen.
(By Iain Heath, Via Ochre_Jelly on Flickr)
And this might be the end of Celebrity Oscars Selfie week on the Internet. Lego artist Iain Heath of Seattle, Washington has given the world the last selfie reenactment that it needs, rebuilding the celeb smile pile brick-by-plastic-brick.
Now we can go back to focusing on people taking selfies without realizing there's something really embarrassing in the background.
(by Bob Powers)[ Via ochre_jelly on flickr ]
- posted 02/28/2014
They did it for Valentine's Day. Who needs chocolate when you have scalp Legos? (Via)
We're not cynical about love. We're realistic. Love isn't permanent. It should be allowed to grow, to change, and yes, even to die. The minute you try to pin love down with a crappy matching tattoo of half a heart on your and your lover's left buttock, love senses you're taking it for granted and it starts planning its escape. These couples made that mistake, forgetting that love fades far more quickly than ink. Hopefully they're the lucky ones who will never have to laser off evidence of a bad breakup. If you're still thinking of getting a couples tattoo, you might get some good ideas from this list, but we implore you to please check the current divorce statstics before you and your beloved go under the needle.
- posted 02/11/2014
Coffee burn! (via)
Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.[ Via Redditor millenseed, Carrie McAteer, Fail Blog, Redditor mbtemplin, imgur, Passive-Aggressive Notes, Benjamin L on Flickr, Crazy Crackerz, The Daily What, Redditor Texasveteran, Jeremy Latta et cetera, Kyle K., Redditor ben_smith_123, CollegeHumor, Pleated Jeans, Redditor dubman42, Redditor bazzaretta, Redditor jaybill, Redditor Bince82 ]