- posted 03/31/2013
The child is one of us now. (Via)
As hard as shopping malls try to make "going to see the Easter Bunny" a thing, it's never quite caught on like visiting Santa Claus. Maybe that's because Christmas is a magical celebration of materialistic greed and gluttony while the closest thing to "fun" about Easter is showing off your new pair of church slacks — or maybe it's because every Easter Bunny costume is a walking nightmare of soul-scarring horror. Here are some examples of why the image of a bleeding, emaciated guy on a cross rising from the grave is somehow not the most traumatizing thing about this holiday.[ Via BuzzFeed, Funny or Die, Redditor is_that_normal, Redditor zachNOTzack, Awkward Family Photos, Sketchy Bunnies, Christina Haberkern, K-106 FM ]
- posted 8 hours ago
Salmon-colored fur and angry eyes just scream "Easter Fun." (Via)
Whoever decided the mascot for Easter should be a small, not very personable mammal wasn't thinking ahead to when shopping malls would try to market this thing. If you take a diminutive animal and blow it up big enough for a kid to sit on its lap, you've got yourself a seven-foot-tall wildebeast whose dead plastic eyes do nothing but make children scream. Here are some of the more terrifying examples of Easter Bunnys gone horrifically wrong.
Gwyneth Paltrow, and a bunch of famous ladies who can stand to be near her, squeeze together for a selfie.posted yesterday
Her patented "It's okay to envy me" smirk. (via Getty)
Gwyneth Paltrow invited a horde of moderately famous blondes (and a couple brown-hairs because all are welcome in the Goop) to consciously couple for a Girls Night selfie. Behold.
- posted 04/03/2014
Just a long, curved toothbrush holder in case she needs to freshen up at the dance. (via)
Dildos. Tampons. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, tampons, old people and naked butts out so often they didn't even notice that they were there. As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we'll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam. On the other hand, it won't be all bad because we'll get to look at everyone else's embarrasing stuff. Like these folks:[ Via Redditor dhotsauce00, Lamebook, Redditor supbruhbruhLOL, Redditor elmongoloz, Lolbook, Redditor 842size2, Redditor waffler69, Redditor fineprint1612, redditor holycrapidonteven, redditor clevermcever, redditor archiethemutt, redditor floppytoez, redditor whetz, redditor aznb01p, redditor flower2241, redditor ThinKappyThoughts, redditor fellows23, Student Beans, TagLOL, redditor lenojames, trooper843, redditor studlychris, redditor floogen, redditor trakis, redditor jaskmackey ]
An annoying high schooler tried to correct her teacher's grammar on a sign. The teacher got the last laugh.posted 04/18/2014
Your my hero mr teacher guy show her whose boss.
You're my hero, Mr. Teacher Guy. Show her(?) who's the boss. (via reddit)
Grammar is important. People who are bad at grammar are a thorn in the side of those of us who aren't, jabbing our eyeballs with painful darts of stupidity.
On the other hand, self-righteous grammar nazis who don't know the difference between someone being playful and someone who is so dumb that they write in text-message language because they think it's acceptable are way worse, like 4 realz. Now, I do think that the teenager writing the sign (by the handwriting, I'm going with a girl) thought that she was being funny, but the way the sign ends reeks of a kid who thinks she's really gotten the better of someone.
According to redditor TheItalianChamp, who posted this photo, the teacher in question does actually teach English. In general, if the person making use of homophonic wordplay is your English teacher, even if you're the kind of person who can never let anything slide, leave it alone. They did it on purpose, and they will not only grade your sign harshly, they'll still be responsible for grading your papers in the future, and will probably not be so lenient about taking off points for a missing comma in the future.
(by Johnny McNulty)[ Via redditor TheItalianChamp ]
- posted 04/02/2014
I'm guessing this is the last time anyone makes the mistake of trusting you. (via)
At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.[ Via Redditor FruitFat, Lamebook, Pleated Jeans, Failbook, 9GAG, Redditor dinosrockx222, Redditor spoch, Kat F., Redditor osadit ]
- posted 04/18/2014
Et tu, everyone? (via BravoTV)
Ohhhhhh boy. Remember when someone leaked Lindsay Lohan's sex list about a month ago, alleging that she wrote it at the Beverly Hills Hotel while partying with friends? You probably do, because everyone covered it, including HappyPlace (our bad).
Welp, Lindsay finally answered a question about its origins and veracity (one might say she was slightly tricked into it) on Watch What Happens Live, and boy, was it a bummer. Turns out, Lohan says, the list was part of her 5th step of rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic, and that someone must have snapped a picture when she was moving to do her current (and according to rumor, doomed) reality show with Oprah. Watch what happened on tape on Watch What Happens Live here:
Note to self: never play "Truth or Dare" with this guy.
(by Johnny McNulty)
- posted 04/15/2014
- posted 12/28/2012
Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some of them seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.[ Via Reddit, Lamebook, The Daily What, NextRound, Harvey's Muse, Daily Cognition, Megan K., Marie N., Jennifer P., Cerise, imgur, HuffPost Comedy, Pleated Jeans, Funny or Die, Reddit, Reddit, http://imgur.com/gallery/qgzj5, Reddit, Pleated Jeans, Reddit, Work LOLs, Work LOLs, 9GAG, imgur, Pleated Jeans, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, Reddit, 9GAG, Lamebook, CollegeHumor, Kristen W., Lamebook, 9GAG, imgur, Jess H., Lucky Mom, Kredi K., Pleated Jeans, Valerie M., Tosh.0, Bill M., Helen W ]
- posted 04/18/2014
You're lucky it's Good Friday and not Easter, hammy. Also that your owner
is probably a vegan. (via Michelle Stratham)
Meet Albert, a wee piggie who just wants to nom on your salad. Just a little bit. Well, he is a pig, so I guess given the chance, he'd probably wolf it down, but he's well-mannered enough to know it's not his right now. This video was posted by Fleetwood, UK resident and very proud vegan Michelle Statham, although the pig is not hers (he is her Facebook profile photo, though). It is from August, but is making the rounds again today, probably to make us all feel a little bad during peak glazed-ham time on Easter Sunday. Just a little bit.I've had girlfriends and siblings and frankly all types of people be less polite than this.
(by Johnny McNulty)