- posted 10 hours ago
Frankly, it'd be even worse if he wasn't breaking up, just removing her from photos.
(via mogaaaaarrrr on Instagram)
Ah, young love. Who can forget their first crush, their first date, or the first time they were brutally and publicly humiliated by an unthinking and uncaring significant other who wants to play the field so badly that they forget to tell you first? Not instagram user syd_ross, that's for sure, who will never be able to look at the hashtag #TransformationTuesday the same way again after cjkarl11 proved he was the dumbest teenager on there (an impressive feat). The hashtag is usually used for people who are getting in shape or giving themselves a makeover—in other words, people making a major improvement in their lives. Ouch.
Both of their accounts have since been set to private or deleted, but this screencap was saved by Instagram user mogaaaaarrrr for posterity.
On the plus side, it looks like he's making room for that blue-haired dude in the background of the second picture, whom I'm sure was devastated about being cropped out the first time.
(by Johnny McNulty)[ Via mogaaaaarrrr on Instagram ]
- posted 6 hours ago
Thanks for the assist. (Via)
If you're having trouble paying for a vet bill, get your butt to the Holiday Inn in Clinton, New Jersey -- there's a bar patron who just left a $1,000 tip to bartender Christina Summitt because her lab mix, Tucker, needed surgery after swallowing a hard plastic ball.[ Via CNN ]
Columbia University's dining hall marked Sexual Assault Awareness Month by serving up a terrible idea.posted 5 hours ago
Assault your taste buds! (via)
"Have you tried the Sexual Violence Cake?"
Kind of hits the ear wrong, no? Which is why it's so baffling how a cake with the words "sexual violence" on it in fancy lettering surrounded by red roses wound up being served in Columbia University's dining hall. A writer for the campus magazine Blue and White, Anna Bahr, noticed the cake and sent out the following tweet:
Bahr claims that the cake went untouched before it was sent back, which I guess is fitting. It's awkward enough being the first person to cut into a happy cake, so it's not surprising that people weren't knocking themselves over trying to get to a rape-themed dessert. An executive with the dining hall said that the cake was a well-intended mistake made by members of the kitchen staff, and was not an idea baked up by University Administrators.
Interesting week for cakes. Who would've imagined only a couple of days ago that we'd see one less appropriate than a unicorn farting a rainbow? You just never know.
(by Jonathan Corbett)
- posted 11 hours ago
I wish it were graded just so he could get a 'D.' (via redditor jds13x)
This photo is from Lambert High School in Suwanee, GA, and fortunately the teacher thought it was funny. The answer sheet was apparently filled out by reddit user BlasianBam, although it was posted by his friend, user jds13x (stealing that sweet, sweet karma for himself).
The teacher in the photo is apparently announcing that BlasianBam was about to be called to the office (while still holding up his handiwork for everyone to laugh at). He's still a very popular teacher, though: former students on reddit immediately identified him as science teacher Jimmy Hollingsworth. (Although an equal number of commenters identified him as a certain motivational speaker who warns you about living in a van down by the river.)
Although jds13x originally thought this was a final (which makes sense, since Hollingsworth allows you to not count one test grade towards your semester average), it turns out it was a mandatory survey for "instructional focus"—but you're still taking a pretty big risk handing in a bubbled-in penis in high school, since many schools have gone off the deep end discipline-wise in recent years.
Hopefully as Senior Spring progresses, more students will allow us a glimpse into their end-of-education slacking off.
(by Johnny McNulty)An annoying high schooler tried to correct her teacher's grammar on a sign. The teacher got the last laugh[ Via redditor jds13x ]
- posted 7 hours ago
Forget the Onesie. This kid needs at least a Twosie. (Via)
Congratulations to Caroline and Bryan Ruscak of Burlington, who just gave birth to Carisa Ruscak, the second largest baby born in Massachusetts General Hospital at 14lbs, 8 ounces. Carisa was delivered by cesarian section and was, according to mom, Caroline, a painful pregnancy. No kidding. To give you an idea, here are some other things that weigh about as much as baby Carisa:[ Via Boston.com ]
- posted yesterday
Because he will break your heart. (via)
This list is dedicated to the idiots, the drunk ones, the high ones, the ones who think aliens are controlling their minds. These idiots have created problems so bizarre that no normal person ever thought to say "hey, you shouldn't do that," until they went and did. And so now we have to leave warning signs that make no sense, except to the dangerously unhinged. This list also celebrates people who create spaces where creative insanity is encouraged. These are the people that have signs inviting you in for weirdnesses you'd rather not even contemplate. These signs bridge the world of the sane and insane. We have no clue what they mean.[ Via redditor FearTheEgg, redditor ThatPastyWhiteGuy, redditor DefaultUser74, redditor AlgolTheFreeman, redditor AdBlockerPro, redditor greensky265, redditor bigl3ft, redditor legatic, redditor smithrory40, redditor ib2shi, redditor clawz_nd_webz, redditor zaxidaisy, redditor TerrierEars, redditor sweetdee208, redditor shenuhcide, redditor dinosaur_rides, redditor ryanpt670, redditor Soddust, redditor chefboyardoug, redditor hamsnibit, redditor amsterdamned91, redditor doug2354, redditor lucenzo, A Glimpse At La Tomatina, Firefall Forums ]
- posted 11 hours ago
Internet debate raged after Sunday's episode of Game of Thrones, "Breaker Of Chains," featured twins Jaime and Cersei Lannister in an intense sex scene that some defend as consensual, while others assert that what's depicted is unambiguously rape.
Though the controversy has prompted statements from the episode's director, writers, actors, and even George R. R. Martin, none have yet noted that the original draft of the scene was, in fact, much more complicated and nuanced than the version that made it to air. HappyPlace has the exclusive leaked draft, and what was cut may shock you:
Here are a whole bunch of dogs who just found their new best friend, and a whole bunch of cats who want to be left the eff alone.posted 7 hours ago
"I'm a cat. Playing is beneath m—ooh a red dot!"
We've all been there. Someone really wants to be your friend and you find them totally...slobbery. They get in your face, smiling like they can't possibly understand why you're not in the mood to hang out. They think you're looking for something to do, when in fact sitting quietly is a perfectly enjoyable activity. They seem to have interminable energy and optimism. It's just so exhausting.
Cats get it. Why can't dogs?
"I'm a dog. How is this not the most fun ever?"
(by Shira Rachel Danan)[ Via HuffPo ]
- posted 14 hours ago
You'll get your diamond earrings when you start flossing, kid. (via)
Kids are shockingly disgusting, perverse, and inappropriate. They're also our future. So we should probably pay attention to the weird messages they're passing to each other during class, because someday they'll be teachers, cops, and senators still passing poorly spelled notes with overtly sexual content. Here are some of the best kids' notes we've ever seen, and by best we mean they'll make you question ever having children.[ Via redditor louiscon, redditor agent355, redditor jenib, redditor kingaltoids, redditor ChucklesDone, BuzzFeed, redditor lisabethlynn, Funny or Die, The Chive ]
- posted yesterday
You're never too old for a unicorn farting a rainbow. (via Sideserf Cake Studio)
Whoever Valerie is, she must have some pretty awesome friends, because she got the sweetest birthday cake ever. Natalie Sideserf of Sideserf Cake Studio in Austin, Texas makes cake dreams come true. With this particular cake, someone dreamed of a unicorn farting a rainbow, and it came out looking exactly as majestic as you'd hope. This isn't a cake to eat; this is a cake to make a wish on and put under your pillow at night.
Yes, that does say "40th birthday."
(by Shira Rachel Danan)