"For my next trick, I'll create an international incident." (via)


"Hold that smile for just .03 seconds." (via)


I don't think ice breakdancing is going to take off. (via)


The technical term is "shutter effect." More like "shudder effect." (via)


I can't believe the refs didn't call that. (via)


Must be desperate to fill that tip jar. (via)


Recreating Michelangelo's God Creates a Bubble painting. (via)


"If anyone has an objection, bean the bride with a popcorn box." (via)


"What's in your wallet?" Salt water! (via)


There's always one guy who tries to upstage the bride. (via)

Sources: Reddit