"I'm a cat. Playing is beneath m—ooh a red dot!"
We've all been there. Someone really wants to be your friend and you find them totally...slobbery. They get in your face, smiling like they can't possibly understand why you're not in the mood to hang out. They think you're looking for something to do, when in fact sitting quietly is a perfectly enjoyable activity. They seem to have interminable energy and optimism. It's just so exhausting.
Cats get it. Why can't dogs?
"I'm a dog. How is this not the most fun ever?"
(by Shira Rachel Danan)