someecards.com - My dog only eats top-quality organic treats and its own feces.

someecards.com - I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.

someecards.com - I feed my cats better than I feed myself.

someecards.com - Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.

someecards.com - I wish I got even half the exercise that my dog does.

someecards.com - It still feels too soon to introduce you to my cat.

someecards.com - Sorry my parrot learned your sex noises.

someecards.com - I screen dog walkers more rigorously than I do men on dating sites.

someecards.com - I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative.

someecards.com - I take insults to my dog more personally than insults to myself.

someecards.com - I'm willing to date someone with deep-seated psychological issues as long as they don't have cat allergies.

someecards.com - I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoys everything.

someecards.com - There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.

someecards.com - My dog growls at strangers because I can't.

someecards.com - The next time my cat wakes me at 5:00 a.m. to be fed I'm probably going to get out of bed and feed it like I always do.

someecards.com - I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.

someecards.com - I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my Facebook page.

someecards.com - I'd appreciate it if you didn't judge my dog solely on its utterly revolting behavior.

someecards.com - My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight.

someecards.com - I love my cat for not judging the horrible things it's seen me do.

someecards.com - In the event of a divorce you can keep the house, car, kids, and all our friends if I can keep the dog.

someecards.com - My cat has better manners than my friends.

someecards.com - The best part of owning a dog is getting to leave places to go walk it.

someecards.com - I've come to terms with the fact that my cat will never be Internet famous.

someecards.com - If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

someecards.com - My cat's absurdly reckless behavior helps me feel less ashamed of my own.

someecards.com - Let's adopt a dog for you to take care of.

someecards.com - I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me.

someecards.com - Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.