Sometimes Germany just wants to shout, "Hey world, you're absolutely right about us!"

It must be hard out there for an animal pimp, especially when you can't wear an ankle length fur coat without absolutely terrifying your prostitutes. We applaud Germany's effort to ban this practice and reinforce their traditional belief that sex should be a sick, disgusting, often degrading, and completely unsanitary act between two consenting humans. If you ever visit Germany, be warned, their version of Cute Overload is very different from ours.

Sources: The Sun UK