Every woman secretly desires a football field-sized penis.

Things shaped like penises are funny. No one is disputing that. So when redditor Alyxchosen challenged her friend sglider12 to do her Nike run in the shape of a dick—with a reward of $20 if she really did it—sglider12 headed for the track and delivered.

The attention to detail here is tremendous. The three laps with nearly identical penis-shaping. The ending of the run with a line coming out from the tip of the penis. That's some classy bet-winning. And Alyxchosen paid up:


I wish the Nike penis would send me an Amazon gift card.

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: redditor Alyxchosen