Even James Cameron would side with Steven in this instance. (Via)
Nightly pee break? Get that checked out. Also, ew. (Via)
Franklin, if you need help and you're afraid to say so, poke twice. (Via)
Um, she took the extra L for her love? Kind of want to friend Kristin just to unfriend her. (Via)
WE WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR WORD FOR IT!!!
She probably unfriended you. You can friend her attorney if you want. (Via)
You're her present, but you can't expect her to unfriend the past. (Via)
(by Bob Powers)