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"But Daddy just bought me this car!" (Via)

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It's cool. Grumpy cat doesn't like people not parking in his spot either. (Via)

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Simple and direct. (Via)

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The worst revenge is putting that song into your head again. (VIa)

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Sloppy and careless. Is there another way to fuck?  (Via)

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Probably sarcastic, but that does sound fun. (VIa)

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Sometimes a note just doesn't work as well as physically ruining someone's day. (Via)

(by Bob Powers)