Our brains keep trying to tell us we're merely looking at the aftermath of some mildly humorous hot glue accident, but our eyes have seen too much porn to not know a money shot when we see one. Sorry, Jeff, but erasing this photographic evidence of your mother's love of blowjobs from Facebook won't erase it from your friends' memories. It'll be much easier just to move, change your name, and start a new life until your mom's next horribly embarrassing mistake.

Sources: Reddit