Don't interrupt your kid. He's clearly high as a kite. (Via)

Don't dare her, Mom. And don't look at her Snapchats, either. (Via)

There should be a law against parents using words like "fap." (Via)

You really want him crying all over the power tools? They'll rust! (Via)

Honesty is a virtue in that household. (Via)

She just knows that the Internet has eaten into a lot of the profits. (Via)

Change "feeling loved" to "feeling hassled."(User Submission)

This is one easily frightened thug. (via)

Nice bedtime story dad. (via)

Dad has regrets. Well, one regret. (Via)