Updated 11/6/14:


This is like the opposite of a Wanted poster. (Via)



How has Dad not gone from "in a relationship" to "single" all these years? (Via)

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Not that clean! (Via)

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The Internet closed the generation gap far too quickly. (Via)

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Jesus was the Carpenter. One of the apostles maybe?(Via)

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Updated 10/1/14:


The best career motivator is to never get torn a new one by your mom again.(Via)

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Being a mom doesn't make you blind to when someone throws you a softball. (Via)

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Dad just can't let the baby fly the nest. (Via)

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She's been getting a vibe off you. She needed to draw the boundaries. (Via)

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Stop acting shocked. Alcohol is responsible for nearly all human life on this planet. (Via)