This is like the opposite of a Wanted poster. (Via)

How has Dad not gone from "in a relationship" to "single" all these years? (Via)

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Not that clean! (Via)

The Internet closed the generation gap far too quickly. (Via)

Jesus was the Carpenter. One of the apostles maybe?(Via)

The best career motivator is to never get torn a new one by your mom again.(Via)

Being a mom doesn't make you blind to when someone throws you a softball. (Via)

Dad just can't let the baby fly the nest. (Via)

She's been getting a vibe off you. She needed to draw the boundaries. (Via)

Stop acting shocked. Alcohol is responsible for nearly all human life on this planet. (Via)