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Updated 9/4/14:


Don't interrupt your kid. He's clearly high as a kite. (Via)


Don't dare her, Mom. And don't look at her Snapchats, either. (Via)

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There should be a law against parents using words like "fap." (Via)

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You really want him crying all over the power tools? They'll rust! (Via)

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Honesty is a virtue in that household. (Via)

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She just knows that the Internet has eaten into a lot of the profits. (Via)

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Posted 8/5/14:


Change "feeling loved" to "feeling hassled."(User Submission)

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This is one easily frightened thug. (via)

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Nice bedtime story dad. (via) 

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Dad has regrets. Well, one regret. (Via)