The best career motivator is to never get torn a new one by your mom again. (Via)

We complain about the parents posting their pics of their kids all the time, but one day those same parents will serve an important role. When those kids grow up and stop being adorable, we need their parents to smack them down when they start smearing their bratty, self-obsessed crap all over our feeds. Here are some moms and dads who are making Facebook a better, and more entertaining place for the rest of us.


Being a mom doesn't make you blind to when someone throws you a softball. (Via)

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Dad just can't let the baby fly the nest. (Via)

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She's been getting a vibe off you. She needed to draw the boundaries. (Via)

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Stop acting shocked. Alcohol is responsible for nearly all human life on this planet. (Via)

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Don't interrupt your kid. He's clearly high as a kite. (Via)


Don't dare her, Mom. And don't look at her Snapchats, either. (Via)

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There should be a law against parents using words like "fap." (Via)

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You really want him crying all over the power tools? They'll rust! (Via)

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Honesty is a virtue in that household. (Via)