What's gloves got to do with it? (via arbroath)
Antonio Rodrigues Mororó, 50, from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, was having a party at his house when his son told him that his pregnant wife refused to come in because an animal was sitting by the entrance. Mororó, believing the animal to be an opossum, asked himself WWITD (What Would Ike Turner Do) and slapped the poor critter with his open palm.
Any dumbass could have made this mistake. (via Dangerous Minds)
It Ike Turners out that the animal was a porcupine, and Mororó was left with over 400 needles in his hand and a record set for instant karma.
Hole-y hell. (via arbroath)
According to Extra Globo, doctors gave him antibiotics and a tetanus shot, but, of course his hand is still full of holes. Mororó should stay away from slapping animals from now on, and probably also this toy.
The porcupine is doing well, and was last seen still hanging in the neighborhood.
(by Myka Fox)