Maybe now isn't a good time to tell you you have a crazy sign in your yard. (Via)

As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.


Damn, the store clerk told me that red shirt was an invisibility cloak. (Via)

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Beware of neighbor with clipart. (Via)

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"We Live Next Door To A Peeping Tom"
Maybe less people would look in your window if you stopped posting signs in it.
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Sorry, my phone's "Someone will mourn her dead fianc√© with a 5am wake up opera" alert must not have been set properly. (Via)

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God, you gonna help him on this one or what? In your name we pray, amen. (Via

Updated 7/2/14:


Guess I can add "bad neighborliness" to all the reasons to be ashamed of myself.(Via

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It's nice to see neighbors encouraging each other's artistic endeavors. (Via)



Fight fire with fire. Buy more cars. Buy so many cars they'll bow to you! (Via)



Aw, both neighbors like that movie about the people who make homemade explosives! (Via)

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