Why can't we all just git along, little dogie? (Via)

As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.


Maybe the neighbors are hoping their mouths will get pissed in. (Via)

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Time to invest in a ski mask for your dog. (Via)

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And if it isn't tight, I'll make it tight. (Via)

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And the Superbowl is just a really great bowl. (Via)

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Kate has more adjectives than you have sex partners. (Via)

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This was the friendly reminder. The next reminder comes with pitchforks. (Via)

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That giant spool will make the perfect coffee table for your douchebag ex-husband!
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I have almost all the ingredients to make one myself! (Via)

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Throw in another bottle of water and you're in, coach!.  (Via)

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