That giant spool will make the perfect coffee table for your douchebag ex-husband!
As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.
I have almost all the ingredients to make one myself! (Via)
Throw in another bottle of water and you're in, coach!. (Via)
I never realized how weird the word "mow" was spelled. (Via)
I've worked too hard to look at your ugly footprints. (Via)
The Copulator Cop strikes again. (Via)
If you can hear me masturbating, you've quieted down enough. (Via)
Vengeance is swift in Canada. (Via)
The investigation will look for roommates who take too long in the shower. (Via)
MADE OUT OF PEOPLE. (Via)
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