If you can hear me masturbating, you've quieted down enough. (Via)

As the earth's population continues to grow, humans are forced to live in ever closer proximity to each other, pissing each other off in new and disgusting ways. The neighbor note is the most effective medium to alert your neighbors to the myriad ways in which their way of life is destroying yours. So if you're going to leave one yourself and want to make sure your neighbors pay heed, take a cue from these authors and unload on that piece of paper with both barrels.


Vengeance is swift in Canada. (Via)

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The investigation will look for roommates who take too long in the shower. (Via)

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MADE OUT OF PEOPLE. (Via)

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Oh yeah? Well no one wants to see your hair taped to the wall with this note, either. (Via)

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P.S. Please be real. I need something to believe in. (Via)

Updated 8/8/14: 


Maybe now isn't a good time to tell you you have a crazy sign in your yard. (Via


Damn, the store clerk told me that red shirt was an invisibility cloak. (Via)

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Beware of neighbor with clipart. (Via)

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"We Live Next Door To A Peeping Tom"
Maybe less people would look in your window if you stopped posting signs in it.
(Via)

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