By the looks of Alex, it might never be alcoholism for him. (via)

Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.

Sounds like a fair, creepy deal. (via)

The title begins with "Roommate took Adderall..." (via)

When grieving over Buffy's loss gets awkward. (via)

Card? He deserves a trophy. (via)

To clarify, Jesse's mom makes pies, does not want him dead. (via)

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This may as well say "look in the garage!" (via)

Not all Dads are comfortable saying "I love you." (via)


"Mom/Dad [illegible]" - Your Drunk Daughter (via)

Thanks for the heads up, Richard. (via)

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