A stoner roommate could read that the wrong way. (via)

Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.


Impressive, if he actually reached the milk.(via)



Why, when there's a perfectly usable sheet left? (via)



Too good to be mad about. Unless it's not head hair. (via)



Hope he likes cold pizza. (via)


That looks oddly delicious. Also, "honeys" count as roommates when they act like this.

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The artist couldn't sign his work due to a broken hand. (via)


My instincts tell me that was no accident. (via)

Or, you could've just written "pay bills." (via)

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