Noted, Grumpy Roommate. (via)

Whether you're in your post-college years or your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.

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When Dad finds Mom's to-do list. (via)

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I would leave it on just for the thrill of it. (via)

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That's like a regular stopper, only angrier. (via)

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This is going to be one paranoid flu season. (via)

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Looks like one steak will do. (via)

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Passive, aggressive, and beautiful. (via)

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Definitely beats a sticky note. (via)

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To err is human, to forgive is bacon. (via)

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Looks like we need bananas... and paper. (via)

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