The most creative possible way to give someone cash for Christmas.
Still not as white as late-era Michael.
Dammit, the Redditor who posted this gift from his father is setting a terrible precedent. Cash is supposed to be the thoughtless person's method to buy his way out of the holiday. Everyone knows you didn't try and no one complains because they have your money now. After this, do we have to take a crafts class before we can send our nephew an obligatory belated pile of dollars? What's next, do we have to buy 5 Burger King gift cards so we can say we gave someone a "Royal Flush?" Okay see, that one sucked compared to this Jackson Five idea. We're not good at this and we're not going to get better so just take our cash and stop expecting us to try.
Sources: Redditor wonfourthemoney