Turkey That's Planning To Eat You For Dinner

Thanksgiving is almost here again, which means it's time to force conversation with creepy loved ones in between hiding in your childhood room for depression-fueled naps. We've recently discovered that turkeys themselves are getting even scarier than those weirdos you'll be painstakingly reconnecting with. Perhaps thinking of these deeply disturbed birds during your holiday will help put your human kin in perspective. Make sure to let us know of any others you see around the Web or, if you're feeling especially nuts, make your own and send a photo to submissions@happyplace.com!

 

Turkey That Craps With The Door Open

 

Snooki Turkey

 

Awkwardly Overdressed Turkey

 

Morbidly Obese Turkey

 

Turkey That Puts The Lotion In The Basket

 

Turkey With Terrible, Terrible Parents

 

Turkey With Debilitating Bacon Envy

 

Turkey That Got Beat Up A Lot By Other Turkeys