Why you shouldn't do a bunch of meth and cover yourself in cooking oil.
VenHuizen? More like VenHitler. Officer, this man clearly wasn't hurting anyone. Yes, he was stumbling around the city at 3 a.m., oiled up and holding a pair of shorts filled with meth. But have you ever tried stumbling around the city at 3 a.m. oiled up with your meth-filled shorts on? It's damn near impossible, not to mention uncomfortable. Plus, you're really running the risk of ruining your meth. So let's just give the guy a break, and a belt, and send him on his way. He's got parties to find.
Sources: Quad City Times