Dropping sick tubercular rhymes.

Who's the better horror writer: Edgar Allan Poe or Stephen King? That's a really hard question. One that is ultimately a matter of preference. You have to ask yourself what you're hoping to get out of each man's work: Are you looking for an immaculately crafted gothic tale of psychological terror? Or are you looking for a massive tome that you can use to smash somebody's head in? So, really it's a moot point.

And, you know what? This rap battle between the two horror heavyweights isn't really going to settle matters:

Both authors seem pretty evenly matched. Though, I feel like there's a lot of room H.P. Lovecraft to swoop in with some corpulent eldritch turntables and blow them both into cosmic dust.

And while we're on the subject of epic rap battles, do we know if Walter White and Rick Grimes ever settled their differences?

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: ERB | h/t redditor antdude