Well, he tried. (via Imgur)

Have you wished your mom a Happy Mother's Day yet? Well, you should, dammit, after all she's done for you. Just don't use any of these insane Mother's Day cards from kids as a template. That would probably freak her out. After all, she probably doesn't want to know what you actually think about her cooking, how old she is, or what you feel she owes you. And she certainly doesn't want to see your terrible drawing of her. You know what? Just send a Someecard.


A sentiment as sweet as ice cream. (via Imgur)


Yes. That's exactly right and exactly wrong. (via Imgur)


It's your day to do exactly what I ask. (via Imgur)

Frighten Mom with your loyalty. (via Imgur)


What every mother wants to hear. (via)


Where do you think Emma learned those words, Mom? (via)



And then don't check my browser history, okay? (via)




What a lucky mom to have gotten stuck with that particular sperm! (via)