Moms teach us to celebrate privacy settings.
She can do what she wants.
Your mom has needs. Your friends will do.
It's time you and mom had the talk.
Lot of oversharing in this family.
Please tell us how to boycott whatever company sells those stockings.
Just play along, Greg! Be a sport.
Dude, they're not shutting Facebook down today. Spread these out!
To Mom, you're ageless.