The Sisterhood of the Traveling Astroglide.
Just a reminder that your parents did everything you do first. Sometimes just by a day.
Mom's drunk again... on Facebook power.
Apparently they left quite an impression on him...
And that kid has still got that view burned into her mind forever.
Really, the worst part of this is imagining how Brent must have been raised.
You probably inherited her confidence. Thank her!
Baby's First Colada!
Just relax and try to imagine your father cursing while you were conceived.
She's joking. Right? Yeah she's joking. (Right?)