"The Facebook" is the dance of the summer!
This Mother's Day, let your mom know how much you value your relationship with her by unfriending her on Facebook. There's no better way to say, "Mother, I love you more than the whole world and for that reason I want to know as little about your personal life as possible." Preserve what you share by making sure you never have to read her perverted, inane status updates, and she never has the opportunity to humiliate you in front of all of your friends at once with a single comment about your potty training. As these 25 moms demonstrate, they don't need flowers. They need boundaries. Unfriend mom on Facebook immediately.
It's funny because "NOOOOOO!!!!!" is the opposite of what Mom will be saying.
No amount of sarcasm can protect you from Mom's childhood stories. There is no defense.
But having this show up on friends-of-freinds' networks? Totally cool.
College women, as we all know, NEVER talk about people's dicks.
Terry, you know your father and I named you Terry MyDiKisRespectedWithinItsField.
Mom logic: don't be embarrassed, you've ALWAYS pissed yourself.
What are you gonna do? Mom knows how to get retweets.
Setting boundaries for kids is important, even for universally accepted taboos.
Apparently Mom still likes to do her own cooking by herself.