A Soft Scramble. Over Easy. A Cracked Story. The Yolk Of The Matter.

Two moms engaged in the annual Easter tradition of punching each other over plastic eggs this past Sunday at a zoo in Seattle. During an Easter egg hunt, one mom's child made for a particularly nice-looking patch of eggs, and she pushed another person's kid out of the way. When the second mom saw that, she punched the first mom, and apparently it took three or four tries to keep the furious, jelly-bean-crazy women apart. Kids were crying. One of the women got a bloody nose. It was just like the Passion of the Christ, but with more candy.

Sources: 6abc.com | Complex City Guide