This little piggy went into a catatonic state.
You are running from a micro pig and nothing will stop it from attacking! We've all woken up sweaty from this nightmare, but now we can sleep soundly because the man behind YouTube's petpiggies micro pigs has come up with a solution to soothe the savage micro beast: a feather duster.
Turns out this micro pig has a French Maid fetish and goes weak in the micro knees whenever his belly is dusted by the feathers. There is no bed this micro pig can stand on that will protect him from the effects of the duster!
Warning: the intoxicating effects of the feather duster is only proven for micro pigs. If you want to subdue a regular sized pig, try a vacuum.
(by Myka Fox)
Sources: h/t Laughing Squid