Specially designed by scientists who researched where genitals are.
For those of you in long-distance relationships but too lazy to touch yourselves, Durex has a solution. Their new Fundawear are vibrating underwear that can be controlled via your partner's iPhone (or your own, presumably, if you're into that sort of thing). The user simply touches spots on their phone that correspond to the underwearer's errogenous zones, and bam! You're having a lot more fun giggling about Fundawear than you would if you were forced to have sex in person on a regular basis. This is also a good way to avoid the confusion of phone sex ("You're touching me where?"). And no condoms needed! Thanks for saving us the trouble, Durex.