Every time you don't tip, his agent picks a script at random.
I don't always draw the Most Interesting Man in the World, but when I do, he looks way different.
Idiots. Lord of the Rings is what happens when you graduate from Hogwarts.
Though they have repressive policies, the sea monsters are staunch War on Terror allies.
It's really unfair that those mullets are assigned to kids already wearing top-to-bottom denim.
His French Roast style is no match for my Frozen Mochachino.
No one has ever gotten pissed enough to write more than a $20 complaint...yet.
This would be a lot cooler if dolphins weren't serial rapists. Seriously, Google it.
All tips welcome, including the tips of toes.
Careful, the $10 in Tupac's jar is actually just a hologram.
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