Every time you don't tip, his agent picks a script at random.
 


I don't always draw the Most Interesting Man in the World, but when I do, he looks way different.
 


Idiots. Lord of the Rings is what happens when you graduate from Hogwarts.

Updated 7/05/13:


Though they have repressive policies, the sea monsters are staunch War on Terror allies.
 


It's really unfair that those mullets are assigned to kids already wearing top-to-bottom denim.
 


His French Roast style is no match for my Frozen Mochachino.
 


No one has ever gotten pissed enough to write more than a $20 complaint...yet.

 


This would be a lot cooler if dolphins weren't serial rapists. Seriously, Google it.
 


All tips welcome, including the tips of toes.
 


Careful, the $10 in Tupac's jar is actually just a hologram.
 

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