Just because he stopped wanting to go doesn't mean we can't still send him.
Sadly, Predator seems to have intercepted all the tips here.
Where is Sally Struthers when you most need her?
George Lucas must shop here, because no one else has a problem with Han shooting first.
Every time you don't tip, his agent picks a script at random.
I don't always draw the Most Interesting Man in the World, but when I do, he looks way different.
Idiots. Lord of the Rings is what happens when you graduate from Hogwarts.
Though they have repressive policies, the sea monsters are staunch War on Terror allies.
It's really unfair that those mullets are assigned to kids already wearing top-to-bottom denim.
His French Roast style is no match for my Frozen Mochachino.
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