Despite their slow land speeds, Sloths are excellent rocket pilots.
If I could travel back in time, I'd stand behind Hitler in a cafe and tap my foot until he tipped.
Topical tipping? Typical.
Just slide that hot pizza grease all over my OW! OWOWOWO! OOOOUUUUCCCH HOT!
The ol' stick-it-to-the-man pitch. Real convincing, lemonade stand. "Boss"? More like "Dad."
Kitty's looking a little crosseyed to be holding such a sharp sword.
Just because he stopped wanting to go doesn't mean we can't still send him.
Sadly, Predator seems to have intercepted all the tips here.
Where is Sally Struthers when you most need her?
George Lucas must shop here, because no one else has a problem with Han shooting first.
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