Broke, addicted to drugs and having unsafe well-endowed sex is no way to go through life.


If you've got the cash to worry about boats capsizing, you can afford to tip.


So THAT's where that went.


It even has a working drawbridge in the back. Not really, but that would be neat. Legos!

Ohhhhhhhhh. I never could understand that lyric.

How's that hopey-tippy thing working out for you? Well? Oh. Ok, then.

Updated 10/04/13:

Maybe this tip jar will succeed where Sinead O'Connor failed.

Sadly, all the customers who might be sympathetic were home playing GTA V.

Baristas are like those tribal healers who absorb your pain and sickness for you.

Finding Mo-Ne.

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