Truly, we live in a brave and exciting time. 

Tipping is very important to our society. Without it, we wouldn't be able to pay people inhumanly low wages—one of the founding principles of America. So, to keep everything running along correctly, we all give a certain amount of our inhumanly low wages to the people with really inhumane wages so that we can still get someone to make the overpriced coffee that keeps our eyelids from collapsing at our own jobs. Of course, if you're wealthy, these tips don't really mean much, which is why they tend to make servers work so much harder for it.


I hope they accept brains as a tip, because this just blew my mind.

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I assure m'lady that I respect her more than any of the presidents on money. Really.

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Found at a college pizza place. Also, anywhere modern 20-somethings live.

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Science has shown that Squirtle is objectively the best, but hey, people like fire.

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Depends on which model of the USS Enterprise you are attempting to depict. 

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Apparently, someone read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and wisely gave a towel.

Updated 7/2/14:


This is the most perfect one-line summary of working in the service industry, ever. 


He looks a lot like Sad Keanu. ...And Keanu plays Neo, aka The One... *mind explodes*
 


That's BULLCRAP, Vader! We know you're just saving up for Death Star Three.
 

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