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It's either by text or on Facebook, Brandon. You decide.

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Maybe in another 3 hours you'll find someone new.

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The saddest part is he was in a relationship with his own right hand.

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No argument here, sir. You are a true dick.

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Updated 9/26/13:


Yes it is, Carl.

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Can't speak, but can type, you dick.


That's very insightful of you, Adam!

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No gurlz, plz.

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The social media site of my enemy is my friend.

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Updated 8/5/13:


Um...okay, but what am I going to do with this 7-layer dip?

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