She's still calling him "babe." We think he's got a chance.
What a waste of a perfectly good hack.
Someone teach that man about emoticons!
The kids call this a "skinny hack."
If anyone knows where I can find a penis resembling an onion ring, let me know.
Her real friends know she hates pandas.
Someone's aunt wanted to teach her a lesson about how not to use hashtags.
It's not actually that hard to do, but you're gonna get some ball on your face.
So, this is the work of a "genius?"
Like an oral sex version of "I just saved a lot of money by switching my car insurance!"