Jake also publicly urinates well above the amateur level.

Updated 7/9/13:


We're never attempting a home improvement project again.

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Thanks for showing such impressive restraint, stranger.


She'll have to wait for Dongukkah.

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Always use plenty of lube...love, mom.


Hope she comments about Terence's cock next so he doesn't feel left out!


This is the first known evidence of a new phenomenon: homophobifrape.

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Updated 6/7/13:


Or this could just be some things Vanessa needed to get off her chest.

 


You've been Caged!

 


"I love publicly describing my intimate cleaning rituals every once in a while."

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