Jake also publicly urinates well above the amateur level.

Updated 7/9/13:

We're never attempting a home improvement project again.


Thanks for showing such impressive restraint, stranger.

She'll have to wait for Dongukkah.


Always use plenty of lube...love, mom.

Hope she comments about Terence's cock next so he doesn't feel left out!

This is the first known evidence of a new phenomenon: homophobifrape.


Updated 6/7/13:

Or this could just be some things Vanessa needed to get off her chest.


You've been Caged!


"I love publicly describing my intimate cleaning rituals every once in a while."

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