Updated 9/24/13:


Using meds without prescription causes you to give out your password.

 


It's nice when your friends REALLY know you.

 


The easiest way to come out is to leave your Facebook logged in.

 


Fire! This is a quiz right?

 


The best account abductions make you wait for it.

 


Jake also publicly urinates well above the amateur level.

 

Updated 7/9/13:


We're never attempting a home improvement project again.

 


Thanks for showing such impressive restraint, stranger.

 


She'll have to wait for Dongukkah.

 


Always use plenty of lube...love, mom.

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