Not sure the analogy holds, but it's beautiful nonetheless, mom. (Via)

Updated 5/14/14:

Weirdest baby shower invite ever. (Via)

Ashley probably knew that would happen. She knows the effect she's had on men. (Via)

Hey, she's forgetful and a thief, but there's no reason to call her mean! (Via)

Only the best could "hack" into an account that's already logged in. (Via)

Updated 1/20/2014:

When can we visit him in the dick removal hospital?


At least in America they just search your crotch.


Let's just agree that everyone on Facebook's illiterate. Cool?


You owe him one George.


Worst "hack" ever. At least call her gay or something.

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