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Nice to break things up with the occasional domestic drama. (Via)

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Updated 6/18/14:


Safe and sound, unlike your password.(Via)

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On the bright side, you've got some well-mannered students if "poopieface" is the worst they'll do. (Via)

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Holly really hates people who misuse words. Quick, someone hack her! (Via)

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Well, no and yes. No he didn't hack me, but yes, he did this. (Via)

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Not sure the analogy holds, but it's beautiful nonetheless, mom. (Via)

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Updated 5/14/14:


Weirdest baby shower invite ever. (Via)

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Ashley probably knew that would happen. She knows the effect she's had on men. (Via)

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Hey, she's forgetful and a thief, but there's no reason to call her mean! (Via)

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