The world's crappiest and creepiest taxidermy will make you cry laughing. And cry crying.
"Oh shit fam! Mufasa's coming!" pic.twitter.com/wxQkcDkmbw— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 5, 2014
In case you thought hollowing out an animal carcass and filling it with cotton wasn't disturbing enough, enter Crap Taxidermy, the single most entertaining use of stuffed vertebrates since the Country Bear Jamboree. Here are seventeen of our favorites from the hugely popular Twitter account. May they bring you a least a few more chuckles than nightmares.
"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face." pic.twitter.com/cfkscjP75U— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 30, 2014
"Is there a toilet around here? I'm about to Puma pants!" pic.twitter.com/LlbccuNEqS— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 4, 2014
"They tried to make me go to rehab and I said; yeah thats probably not a bad idea." pic.twitter.com/bjcps2wXr9— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 6, 2014
"Dude, can I borrow your Toothbrush? I lost mine a couple of years ago." pic.twitter.com/sJ50ViDeUm— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 22, 2014
The rare Stoner Polar. pic.twitter.com/XoUsfZlTGZ— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 12, 2014
What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters. pic.twitter.com/SPjiq2BnYZ— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 11, 2014
"Did somebody say Friday?" pic.twitter.com/40GollI1uY— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) July 4, 2014
Sources: Crap Taxidermy