Too racist to molest.  (screencap via KHOU.com)

Irene Stokes. a teacher from Humble, Texas, offered a novel defense against charges that she fondled a female student in her classroom, claiming that she is too racist to make the moves on a black kid. Humble Detective J. Blanchard reportedly says Stokes stated she "doesn't even like to touch the black children on their hand, she shies away when they try to hug her -- she admitted to being prejudice." The use of "prejudice" here meaning "to pre-judge," as in "Irene Stokes pre-judged that inappropriately touching her black students would not get her turned on enough to properly get her off." If the charges are false, we hope Stokes manages to clear her name and hang onto her reputation as a detestable bigot.

Sources: KHOU.com