How not to run a daycare or an illicit toddler-fighting ring.
Wow, Delaware must be even more boring than we thought. These employees of Hands Of Our Future Daycare were arrested for allegedly encouraging three-year-olds to punch each other. Apparently the "Hands Of Our Future" are balled into tiny little fists. But who reported this to police, we wonder? Looks like someone's been breaking the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. (The second rule is "Pause every 10 minutes for juice breaks," and the third rule is "Stop eating glue, Jeffrey.") We just hope the cops were also able to apprehend the group's true ringleader, little Ty Durden.
Sources: The Daily What